It is so dry in GEORGIA that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, The Methodists are using wet wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rainchecks, and the Catholics are praying for the water turn back into wine.
2007-12-20 04:18:13 · 10 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I heard a fellow say it was so dry that he caught a catfish, and it had ticks..........
2007-12-20 05:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Pullet Surprise 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you ever no longer studied the situation? The lakes have been meant to hold water for the cities' needs in time of drought, decrease back whilst the dams have been equipped. Why are the lakes so low? through fact the army Corps, on the call for of the EPA, is freeing extensive quantities of water to maintain a handful of "endangered" sturgeons and mollusks alive downstream in Florida. The Corps has been freeing 10 cases extra water in line with day than flows into Lanier, just to fulfill the wacko environmentalists. merely think of...a metro element of four+ million human beings could be made uninhabitable to attempt to maintain alive a handful of seafood that would desire to have died out a protracted time in the past. Your kooky fringe left are no longer merely harmless anymore, are they?
2016-10-08 23:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the smiles, SC. Actually, it's so dry here that even in the middle of December we're still on water restrictions. Had a migrating flock of Robins land in my back yard two days ago to drink out of the bird baths....poor things must have been terribly thirsty and thought the had flown over the Sahara desert by mistake!!
2007-12-20 14:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to 'rain' on you and I gave you a star too, but wouldn't that be turn wine back into water?
2007-12-20 04:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. They need more open praying. Last time they prayed as a group, it rained. Not enough to stop the drought, but it rained. How many went and gave thanks after that? I wonder....
2007-12-20 04:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Lady G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too Funny! Your on a roll Ms. Comfort! Keep it up! ♥
2007-12-20 04:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ G ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is really cute. You make Seniors so much fun.
2007-12-20 05:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are very funny. SC. You have been busy.
2007-12-20 08:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great I LY
2007-12-20 11:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Tracer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that is so cute! Thanks and more stars for you!
2007-12-20 04:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋