Bozone(n): the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Osteopornosis (n) A degenerative disease
Glibido (v) All talk and no action
Arachnoleptic fit (n) The frantic dance performed just as you accidentally walk through a spider web.
Beezlebug (n) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you are eating.
Ignoranus (n) A person who is both stupid and an a**
2007-12-20 04:47:06 · 9 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Now that I've found seniors, I know I'll never have another day without a good laugh..TY
2007-12-20 04:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love them. I have them hanging above the monitor. So if I ever need that special word, there it is.
2007-12-20 08:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Southern Comfort, those were great. Made me laugh out loud.
2007-12-20 05:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by doxie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle. Very good.
2007-12-20 04:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny! Thank you!
2007-12-20 07:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! What about "strategery" Give us more !
2007-12-20 04:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA ---- you are so funny!!!
2007-12-20 06:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love them, thanks so much and another star!
2007-12-20 05:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-12-20 04:50:39 · answer #9 · answered by Lady G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋