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A man trying to understand the nature of God ask him:" God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered: "A million years is like a minute." Then the man asks: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" God replies " a million dollars is like a penny." Finally the man asks "God, could I you give me a penny?" And God said, "In a minute."

2007-12-20 03:40:15 · 22 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

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Are you kidding? Look around you, Creation alone shows that God has a sense of humor!!! For instance: The DUNG beetle(ick), the duck billed platypus (sp), the Kangaroo, the Giraffe( ever seen them drinking from a pool!), Pelicans, flamingos, walking stick bug, monkeys, orangutans, Zebras, shall I go on and on?!!!

2007-12-20 07:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by MBlessed (SOC) 5 · 1 0

Funny you should ask, I have : "God has a Weird sense of humor written on my chalkboard" It pertains to a situation I am going through right now in my life. I will not elaborate, just the way I feel right now.

2007-12-20 16:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 2 0

That was very funny!! Yes, I think God has a sense of humor....look around you at the people you see everyday!! LOL

2007-12-20 12:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 2 0

I know God has a sense of humor. Just look at my ex-husband!

2007-12-20 15:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2 0

yes god is very funny some times, like when a guy robs a store that filled with cops

2007-12-21 10:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by kp 5 · 1 0

Of course she has a sense of humor. That is why she made men look like they do. LOL

2007-12-20 15:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2 0

All one has to do is look into the eyes of your dog and ask yourself.. . "How did God make dogs so cool AND give them the ability to Love !!

2007-12-20 12:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He must ,after all he created the Duck billed Platypus

2007-12-20 22:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Average Joe 5 · 1 0

When something weird happens I always say it must be...

"one of God's little Jokes"

2007-12-20 11:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

God absolutely has a sense of humour...how else do you explain the platypus???

2007-12-20 12:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by lil_sister58 5 · 3 0

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