Would you like some advice for enjoying the next one?
When you see a photo of the interviewers family on the desk, point and start laughing uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; "Boy! I bet this entire floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that."
After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with "of course I was totally hammered at the time."
Over emphasize your ability to use a copier.
Tell them you will have little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from from your other job.
Mention your resume would have been stronger but you didn't feel like making anything else up.
When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout "You mean Marge and Homer are in some kind of trouble?"
Upon walking into the office for the first time ask the receptionist to hold all your calls.
Constantly fidget with your underwear waistband, then blurt: "the strawberry ones are the stickiest ones, don't ya think?"
2007-12-20
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