"Great minds talk about Ideas, Average minds talkt about events, small minds talk about other people" What do you find yourself talking about most of the time, on and off Yahoo! ?
2007-12-15 07:41:27 · 18 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4 in Senior Citizens
Or told your kids to get home when the street lights came on?
2007-12-15 07:39:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Am thinking of cutting it short but maybe it would just be more work!! What you is easier, long or short?
2007-12-15 07:38:59 · 21 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4 in Senior Citizens
2007-12-15 07:21:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
To come onto the Senior site and see the LOVELY OLD FAMILIAR FACES. And the usual Senior Banter and Questions. I feel 100% better now, than I did last night. Hello all you SPECIAL PEOPLE. Mean't from the bottom of my heart.
2007-12-15 07:21:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
I've eaten shrimp for the last two nights, could use some new ideas. Shrimp scampi the first night, then Tempura shrimp last night.
I need meat, and it needs to be a quick meal, because my feet hurt and I don't really wanna stand at the stove to long.
Any ideas?
2007-12-15 07:20:54 · 18 answers · asked by Cheryl 6 in Senior Citizens
I find myself going to the market, writing letters, taking them to the doctor's or post office even cooking for them. Just to get a thank you I don't know how to say no. I feel they need me. I want to know am I the only one?
2007-12-15 07:11:26 · 17 answers · asked by Sugar 7 in Senior Citizens
In certain intergrated neighborhoods in California, some black brothers seem to harbor some very anti-black attitudes and at the same time seem very accommodating to white people: professionally, casually, socially, even sexually.
But, when I report this to my cousins who live in all black areas in Texas, they don't believe it. They know blacks don't do that or go there. Then, I hear bad words from them.
So what do you think, is it possible or am I off track in some way ?
2007-12-15 06:46:31 · 7 answers · asked by my_voice_on_the_net 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables." 2 Timothy 4:2-4
2007-12-15 06:32:50 · 2 answers · asked by Queen of Pentacles 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2007-12-15 06:27:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
"Been in the business 60 years."
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS!
2007-12-15 06:21:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
I cant sing dance or play a musical instrument But I feel so blessed with the little talent I do have I feel good and done so much in by life
2007-12-15 06:19:01 · 28 answers · asked by Tracer 5 in Senior Citizens
A man and his wife are at home and the wife say's she is going out shopping." Better take your coat and an umbrella " says the husband " But the sun is out" replies the wife. "I know but it won't last" says the husband. The wife doesn't want to look a fool so checks the local weather forecast. "There" she says, "it is meant to be sunny and dry all day long ! " She looks out the window and to her amazement, it starts to rain." How did you know ? " she asks. " I listened to a Russian weather forecaster called Rudolf on the radio and he said the weather would get worse." "But how could he possibly know ?" asks the wife confused that a Russian so far away could get the weather forecast correct. "Well " says the husband feeling rather smug, " surely everybody has heard that RUDOLPH THE RED KNOWS RAIN DEAR !!!
2007-12-15 06:11:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
You know like in the cartoons? Wouldn't it be cool to be taking a cruise and some one points to the sky and says either that's a weird blimp or a flying whale beneath a huge pink balloon?
2007-12-15 06:09:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he
asked.
"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with
a tissue.
"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-12-15 06:08:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
like rip van winkle, awakened after years and years, the foolishness glares. waking up and seeing the fool in the mirror is terrible
2007-12-15 06:04:44 · 13 answers · asked by JIM 4 in Senior Citizens
2007-12-15 06:01:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Any dancing pink hippos or dragons in it? Gnomes or hairys?
2007-12-15 05:59:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-15 05:55:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
In your opinions?
2007-12-15 05:49:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
How are you doing with that? How is the pain level and do you feel better now then before the surgery?
2007-12-15 05:45:59 · 9 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens
Any famous people who graduated high school in 1966?
2007-12-15 05:39:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
I wasnt going to post again but couldnt resist this, so it could be my last question - and it will probably be reported too.
We have Moosejaw SK, Spuzzum BC. Skookumchuck BC, Spillamachine BC (I hope I spelled that right) and we even have a Dildo Ontario -- I am reading a book about Lunatic Alaska, I dont know if it really exists --
2007-12-15 05:36:54 · 28 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Senior Citizens
...to MR or MRS Santa Claus, describing all the good and
naughty deeds done, this past year and the list of items you
would like to get, do, and see come the New Year...
2007-12-15 05:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Has anyone noticed that hot topic fashions are conforming alot more to the Emo style?
i personally don't have a problem with it really...
i really don't know how to classify myself anymore,lol.
6th grade to 7th was totally GOTH for me, and then i just got more into the punk stuff, here i am in highschool sometimes lookin like i came from the 80's with the **** i wear,lol...
...i like it...
i've been listening to metal since i was about 11-ish, and i love it.everythiong's more about music than anything, but i've noticed that now more than anything, people keep labeling what i'd consider punk as emo.
what the hell?!?!
i have nothing against emo, but someone needs to clairify the difference between things, like sk8ter,punk,goth and then EMO.....i mean, i don't see them like labels,more like different things.i really don't want to come off as a judgemental idiot here,you know what i mean
2007-12-15 05:12:52 · 12 answers · asked by kwimzie 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups
A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"
The dentist said, "Well, that's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll have to make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome"
"Why chrome?" asked the patient.
"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
2007-12-15 05:10:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
...last minute shopping, traffic, more individuals on the internet,
school on a seasonal break ...what are YOU, doing to...Relax...
2007-12-15 05:09:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
You know like Peanut and Jelly Day or Pink Tutu Dancing Hippo Day or something?
2007-12-15 05:07:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
...you got a Kiss under a mistletoe, ...was it a peck and token, warm and interesting, or let's take it too, another leveL...
2007-12-15 05:01:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-@$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
2007-12-15 04:49:34 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Senior Citizens
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