REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-@$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
2007-12-15 04:49:34 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sharyn, since I live here I thought it appropriate, actually I got it from a cousin in Idaho! Lol! ♥
I was hoping the men would find it humorous also. ♥
2007-12-15 05:05:05 · update #1
Gin, I loved it. My hubby never listens to me when I try to give him directions when we're driving somewhere new. And guess who is normally always right on!
2007-12-15 04:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Remember, Santa has been doing this forever, and just maybe, he doesn't need directions, but the female reindeer need a strong male hand to get them all to pull in the same direction!
2007-12-15 08:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by DR W 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 02:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Santa's reindeer are not the average type, considering that they can fly and all. So maybe the male reindeer "magically" keep their antlers! : )
2007-12-15 05:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Pace 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That I'd have to see -- females just don't get that horny, and it's impossible to drag their own fat a** around the world reading a map or asking directions so they don't get lost., let alone some jolly old elf.
2007-12-15 05:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I called Santa and he said that they put plastic antlers on the guys for Christmas day. ^_^
2007-12-15 12:23:01 · answer #6 · answered by UncleBuck 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great Information. As a matter of fact, I don't think I ever heard the reigndeer refered to as, the guys, he or him....except in the Cartoon about Rudolph.....hmmmmm
2007-12-15 04:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No I wasn't aware of that (I to answer your question, now I can make a comment).
Very nice Gin, and I have no doubt that you're whole post is accurate.
But in defense of us 'Ask for directions? You've got to be joking' guys.
Who's pulling and who's riding?
2007-12-15 05:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by deepndswamps 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! That was a short news item on TV the other night. I find that quite amusing!
2007-12-15 06:33:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should print that, I received the same email from a friend, not 2 minutes ago
It is so cute!
2007-12-15 04:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋