2007-12-15 05:55:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Don't start dissing on the Gnomes, Wally, or you will be in a world of hurt. The Fairies will sprinkle naughty dust on you and give you bad Karma!!!!!!
2007-12-15 09:09:02 · answer #1 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very good question....I think Gnomes would have little statues of housewives [accessorised with aprons, curlers, oven-mitts] and housedaddies--[with teeny power-drills, TV 'clickers', carpet-slippers]. Either or both can be posed by little ceramic shopping carts [for mum figure] or a Tonka type riding mower for the dad figure. Now in a recent catalogue, I saw something along the lines of "add to your garden's charm" showing little teenager statues, complete with cellphones mashed onto their ears, just darling!
2007-12-15 06:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by constantreader 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I believe Gnomes keep miniature people on their lawns because they are so cute!
2007-12-15 06:32:48 · answer #3 · answered by toomeymimi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No like me they have a fountain with a lil village and rocks to accentuate the gnome-a-bility factor. Did I ever mention my hubby hates the fountain and refuses to buy me a gnome. Says if I have to have one I'll have to purchase it myself. His foster mother is german and has gnomes in her yard. He still refers to her as well never mind. She gave3 him a place to sleep for 9 years.
2007-12-15 06:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our lawns belong to the gnomes. They just let us think we own them. They think they have big people houses on their lawns and delightfully humorous big people that go in and out of them.
2007-12-15 06:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i could say backyard Gnomes, yet I shop seeing on television how this one Gnome is travelling around the international. if it truly is the case, the Gnomes does not be living house to take care of the front backyard from the Flamingo invasion.
2016-12-11 05:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i have really tough questions, i ask my dog, and he says
they keep shroons on their property, but not the kind that grow on cow patties, he says these are more like you find on salads
he suggested if you know the location you raid the place, cause that stupid travel gnome is richer than you can imagine
those are his words, and he is a dog, and dog's know things
2007-12-15 06:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just saw someone with a Gnome on their porch, and they had a little bunny with it. It was one of those "awwww" moments.LOL
2007-12-15 06:00:14 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
fairies that glow in the dark.
2007-12-15 06:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by cpttango30 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if the don't have garages, that's where they park their gnomobiles.
2007-12-15 06:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋