A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"
The dentist said, "Well, that's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll have to make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome"
"Why chrome?" asked the patient.
"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
2007-12-15 05:10:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You know I just give you stars now, even before I read your questions. Well worth it too!!!!
2007-12-15 05:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had to sing the song using the new words, "Oh there's NO plate like CHROME for the hollandaise."
2007-12-15 14:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so bad it's funny.
Never a dentist that I can recall, but I did have to see a chiropractor on Christmas day once. He was great. He came to my house and fixed my lower back. I was crippled with it and in so much pain. He spent about 45 min. on it. I gave him pie. He said pay him on my next office visit. No extra charge. This was in the early 70s. I don't think I could get one to do this now.
2007-12-15 13:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I desided to answer this because
I always have my teeth cleaned in Dec.
and in the month of June.
But when I read the 'rest of the story',
I just had to laugh.
I enjoyed it more because it is not a serious question.
2007-12-15 13:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh man. Coffee just shot out everywhere! Geeze I'm glad you decided to stay!
2007-12-15 13:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by penny d 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one, Fisherman! That's a long way around to say, "There's no place like home for the holidays!"
2007-12-15 13:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sad!! Sad!! Sad!! So glad you decided to stay. Love the avatar change.
2007-12-15 17:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL......and I'm sure Dorothy would agree entirely!!
Love your new avatar, very dashing Prince Charming!!
2007-12-15 13:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A much needed laugh this morning! Chuckles!!!!
2007-12-15 13:56:19 · answer #9 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's as limp as a neutered frog.
2007-12-15 14:12:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋