It's called "Hot Fuzz" I asked this in Polls & Surveys yesterday and the question was removed. haha. I can't imagine why. (kidding).
2007-12-10 06:46:49 · 11 answers · asked by Wickwire 5 in Senior Citizens
I answered the phone to who I thought my was niece Mary.
I asked her what had taken so long for her to ring me and tell me she was having another baby.
It went deathly silent the other end. Then a voice replied, Sylvia I don't know who you are talking to but you have the wrong Mary. I'm not pregnant!
It was my 67 year old neighbour! lmao
Did I feel a fool! xx
2007-12-10 06:37:32 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Senior Citizens
I loved Gidget and The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
2007-12-10 06:19:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Do you have a good sense of humor? Need a good belly laugh?
Can you relate to Mrs. Hughes Skewed Views?
5 minutes of silly!
http://crackle.com/c/High_Wire/Mrs_hughes_skewed_views/2041059#vt=1
2007-12-10 05:42:02 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Senior Citizens
let's say i know you. ( i am speaking to all men who are reading this.) you are in an extra curricular activity . The same as i am in. We never really talked that much before. I start to say hello to you and i start making conversation with you. Now what do u think?
2007-12-10 05:32:19 · 9 answers · asked by Jerzigurl 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Personally, it is, by far, the most irritating form of communication ever. Further more, their little written-language of R and U has spilled over into e-mails, questions, etc.
I worry what's next. It feels like I'm the only 18 year old to espouse such views since I never bothered with texting. I actually call the person and write e-mails in actual English.
2007-12-10 05:27:52 · 4 answers · asked by Carolina P 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups
While walking through the Northern California woods a man came up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says,
"Well, OK..."
So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him behind the ear and said, "This just isn't gonna be your day."
2007-12-10 05:26:36 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-10 05:26:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Are you proud of or disgusted with your children? Meaning, do you think your kids are wonderful or do you wish you never had them.
I'm proud of mine and think the world of them. What about you?
2007-12-10 05:15:10 · 3 answers · asked by N_Quizitive_1 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2007-12-10 05:09:53 · 15 answers · asked by Tony Y 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2007-12-10 04:57:23 · 12 answers · asked by PuRpLEKuSH 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
observed them raising "their" children differently from your teachings, would you bite your tongue and not interfere, or would you want to step in and have it done your way ?
2007-12-10 04:53:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-10 04:49:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-10 04:47:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
I'm an Italian girl :) Do you like Italy?
2007-12-10 04:35:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups
I am 26 y.o, I manage a convenience store.I only make 34000 a year and in february I will have 2 bachelor's degrees ( 1 in criminal Justice, which I have already finished and another in accounting and financing which I finish in February). I speak 3 languages fluently (Portuguese, Spanish and English) . I recently joined the US NAVY, but I cannot be an officer because I am only a permanent resident (not a citizen yet). And to make matters more difficult I cannot do any of the jobs I wanted to in there (MA, SEAL, diver and some others), because they require US citizenship, so I joined as an Electrician's Mate( I will volunteer for war). I have made my peace with my job in there, for the reason I joined was to repay to this country what it has given to me so far, which in my opinion it will last the next 25 years, which is how long, i plan on serving. I just wish I could overcome my feelings of being worthless, for being 26 years old, not making a lot of money like others my age are.
2007-12-10 04:35:12 · 7 answers · asked by hello 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups
when they first meet me, everyone thinks i'm gay. so i talk about girls and cars and things to throw them off, even though i am rly. but yano..
so, yeah?
2007-12-10 04:28:36 · 42 answers · asked by andybby 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
still combat shopping at the mall, favorite department store, small shops? ♥
I made most of my gift purchases online ahead of time but, still have a couple of things I will buy locally.
2007-12-10 04:24:03 · 23 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6 in Senior Citizens
Lawyers will write up a personal service contract for us but for $1500. I believe we have a simple case, (relatively small amount of money)...Can a paralegal write this contract for cheaper? Or is there a generic one you can buy ike the wills?
Thank you!
2007-12-10 04:20:54 · 2 answers · asked by The Sheep Dog 4 in Senior Citizens
2007-12-10 04:20:00 · 12 answers · asked by daren s 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
2007-12-10 04:08:44 · 11 answers · asked by Mike F 2 in Senior Citizens
These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court."
These are things people actually said in (an American) court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
2007-12-10 03:59:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
2007-12-10 03:42:36 · 26 answers · asked by hieatthouse 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups
2007-12-10 03:40:38 · 25 answers · asked by Ju ju 6 in Senior Citizens
I recently contacted the freemasons that were local to me and they invited to meet me. they showed me around their temple and we spoke for a bit. I was just about to ask to join when my wife told me she wants me to have nothing to do with them. Her argument was that i am 22 years old, way to young at the moment for the freemasons, and once you join you can't leave. I told her they help out their members and she aid that if they help, and in return she said what if they ask me to do soemthing immoral. What do you guys think. Good arguments on her side???
2007-12-10 03:32:50 · 4 answers · asked by pimpninja1985 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups
I was wondering-If the elves make all the toys Santa delivers-Why is Toys R Us so crowded????
2007-12-10 03:30:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
Job Interview
While being interviewed for a job, the personnel manager said to the Maguire brothers:
'We're going to give you a written examination. Ten questions. Whoever gets most right we'll hire.'
Papers were produced and the boys set to work answering the general knowledge questions. When the time was up the personnel manager collected and marked the papers.
'Well,' said he, 'you've both got nine out often, but I'm giving Mick the job.'
'Why's that?' asked Pat.
'Well,' said the manager, 'you both got the same question wrong but he had
'I don't know this' and you had 'Neither do I!'.
2007-12-10 03:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
what financial assistance dose the govement offer and how much a week?
2007-12-10 02:56:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in People with Disabilities
2007-12-10 02:44:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mum replies, "No, Sweetie, she's in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your Dad," Mum said. "I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said Belle was in heat, and to come ask you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, that should take care of the problem. You can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-12-10 02:29:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens
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