Tom Delay says " Get me a beer" Mark Foley says " Get me a small scotch" and Terrell Owens says " I'll jsut take a glass of water" Tom Delay says to T.O. " Oh, look at the big football player, only a glass of water, eh? I'lll make sure to get this on the front page of tommorow's papers. Of couse, something could change my mind..." Owens knows what Delay is referring to, so he replies by saying " I've got a family to feed, Tom. Do what you wanna do. I don' care! I'm T.O.!" Delay countered by saying " I could get a story in about you saving a boy from a raging fire, if I get the money." Owens, allways wanting to be in the soptlight, accepted his offer for 10,000 dollars. Foley was listening in to this conversation, and he said " Well how about I save both of them? I pay you 20,000 if you get that in the papers!" "OK" said Delay. When their drinks came, Foley complained to the Bartender, saying " I thought I ordered a small scotch!!" " You did, and that's a small scotch right there!"
2006-10-07
06:31:04
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