Tom Delay, Mark Foley, and Terrell Owens walk into a bar.......?

Question

Tom Delay says " Get me a beer" Mark Foley says " Get me a small scotch" and Terrell Owens says " I'll jsut take a glass of water" Tom Delay says to T.O. " Oh, look at the big football player, only a glass of water, eh? I'lll make sure to get this on the front page of tommorow's papers. Of couse, something could change my mind..." Owens knows what Delay is referring to, so he replies by saying " I've got a family to feed, Tom. Do what you wanna do. I don' care! I'm T.O.!" Delay countered by saying " I could get a story in about you saving a boy from a raging fire, if I get the money." Owens, allways wanting to be in the soptlight, accepted his offer for 10,000 dollars. Foley was listening in to this conversation, and he said " Well how about I save both of them? I pay you 20,000 if you get that in the papers!" "OK" said Delay. When their drinks came, Foley complained to the Bartender, saying " I thought I ordered a small scotch!!" " You did, and that's a small scotch right there!"

JOKE STILL IN PROGRESS DON'T ANSWER...........

"This isn't a kid!!!!!!" Foley shouted in frustration. " "That's it! I'm leaving!,and you can forget this money for your story! I'm really angry." Delay then said to Owens " Well, this elcection fell good story is no good without Foley in it. Let's forget about it. Owens now feels rejected, so he takes his pain medication out. As he swallows the water to help the pills go down, the bottle of pills fall into the glass, and he swallows all 35 of them." Call an ambulance!" Owens says.

Answer 1

stupid

Answer 2

That was a waste of my time, as well as

Answer 3

Uhhh...what was that??