i am on a strict diet to lose weight so i dont have to get a coronart bypass surgery. did i eat too much today? i woke up and ate 4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. i washed it down with two mcdonald's mcflurries and a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin on my way to work. for lunch, i had 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish things from a vending machine and about 7 dr. peppers. for dinner i had 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese. for dessert i had 18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.
2006-06-26
05:26:56
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