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i am on a strict diet to lose weight so i dont have to get a coronart bypass surgery. did i eat too much today? i woke up and ate 4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. i washed it down with two mcdonald's mcflurries and a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin on my way to work. for lunch, i had 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish things from a vending machine and about 7 dr. peppers. for dinner i had 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese. for dessert i had 18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.

2006-06-26 05:26:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Women's Health

11 answers

4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. h two mcdonald's mcflurries AND A SAUSAGE egg and cheese mcmuffin 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish bout 7 dr. peppers. 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese.18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.

YOU ARE TRYING TO GET ATTENTION

2006-06-26 05:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by lilswimmerxoxo 2 · 0 0

You Just Crave Attention

2006-06-26 12:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I guess you think you're funny? There are people that suffer badly both mentally and physically from obesity. Be careful with your hatred because you may be inflicted next. Karma, such a mysterious thing.

2006-06-26 12:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by firestarter 6 · 2 0

Some one likes attention.

2006-06-26 12:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by caitie 6 · 1 0

no you didnt eat too much, you just signed on for all the sugreys one can think of in the world

2006-06-26 12:49:48 · answer #5 · answered by akans 1 · 0 0

Does mommy and daddy know you're playing on the internet?

2006-06-26 12:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by bluez 6 · 3 0

What, no Key Lime pie?

2006-06-26 12:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

haha very funny

2006-06-26 13:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you made this all up!!! You would be dead if you ate all of that!!!!

2006-06-26 12:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by Sarahbearah 2 · 2 0

that's not funny

2006-06-26 12:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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