Not only do I bear a striking resemblance to a T-Rex, but whenever I see a man that catches my eye, I have to fight the urge to make mating calls. I also feel like I have a phantom tail. You know when people who lose their legs or arms in an accident can still feel the arm of leg? Well, I can still feel my tail, but I wasn't even born with one! I don't know if this is kind of a mental condition, or if I could truly be part dino. I also have oddly stunted arms (they're scrawny), and thick thighs. I know that that's what T-Rexes have, so maybe it's more of a biological condition instead of a mental one? What do you think?
I swear that I am 100% serious; please do not joke about this!
2007-02-26
06:49:55
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