Or giggle this is a true story,A patient was found by the side of a canal with a fractured femur when asked what had happened his explanation was,He came home drunk and his wife told him he was useless,So he decided to end it all.
He went up to the attic and collected two things,his fathers service revolver and a rope.Went down to the canal bridge put the rope round his neck and tried to shoot himself when he jumped,result was,missed the canal,bullet went through rope and he ended up on canal towpath with fractured femur.
During diagnosis was heard to say"Wife always said I was useless.felt sorry for him but had to see the irony after,he survived,was he right to get a divorce after.
2006-10-21
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