I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume and mask all the time and having crazy adventures. Needless to say, i have had some run ins with the law. Anyway, there is this policewoman who i like so recently i kept calling in crimes so i could see her. I called in a stormtrooper invasion, a spaceship crash, a jedi attack. The police have become totally grumpy and say if i make one more fake call they will arrest me! Anyway, my neighbor put on a Yoda mask and came into my house and beat me and robbed me! He said he was gonna come back tomorrow for more stuff and more beatings!!! If I call the cops and say Yoda is beating me up, they will arrest me, and if I don't, my neighbor will beat me and take more of my stuff!!! What can I do? I have nowhere to turn!!! Please help me!
2007-01-09
04:52:45
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Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!!
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