I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume and mask all the time and having crazy adventures. Needless to say, i have had some run ins with the law. Anyway, there is this policewoman who i like so recently i kept calling in crimes so i could see her. I called in a stormtrooper invasion, a spaceship crash, a jedi attack. The police have become totally grumpy and say if i make one more fake call they will arrest me! Anyway, my neighbor put on a Yoda mask and came into my house and beat me and robbed me! He said he was gonna come back tomorrow for more stuff and more beatings!!! If I call the cops and say Yoda is beating me up, they will arrest me, and if I don't, my neighbor will beat me and take more of my stuff!!! What can I do? I have nowhere to turn!!! Please help me!
2007-01-09 04:52:45 · 13 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The Jar Jar that cried Yoda. Hmmm.
You should have found a better way to see this policewoman. Only an idiot would make fake calls to the police and be surprised that they are "grumpy".
Use the Force! Defend yourself from Yoda. Just make sure you don't use too much force and really hurt him. I'd set up a hidden video camera so you have evidence you can show the police after he robs you. Just don't be wearing your Jar Jar costume or it will look like a scene from the movie and the police won't believe you.
2007-01-09 05:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by ssbn598 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if your that immature you should start with Peter and the Wolf. Crying wolf only gets you ignored. You are kind of getting what you deserve. If you call the police then you need to give them your real name. NOT JAR JAR BINKS! Also give the name of the neighbor. Leave out the part about the yoda mask until they show up. Tell them you've been robbed and beaten by a neighbor. If you know what was taken they can get a search warrant to go thru the neighbors house. Also if this policewoman that you like will even talk to you, maybe you should finally pay her an OFFICIAL visit in street clothes. Not pajamas. And try to sit and discuss things with her. Personally I think you need medical attention. Why not go to the doc and tell him what happened. Show him the marks from the person. At least then it will be on file. And by all means keep Jar Jar withing the confines of your home. Grow up. If you like starwars that much then go to the conventions. Those people will understand you. But keep it to yourself. Self control is an issue here. Cops avoid people that are strange and out of control. And it can work 2 ways. The neighbor could say that you went after him or her. Wise up. As it is I don't even know if I'm giving advice to a sane person or not.
2007-01-09 13:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Me2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well this is quite a situation that you've managed to get yourself into. I guess I would have to say that if you're truely having problems with your neighbor and you want it to stop you're going to have to go to the police department, in person, and explain the situation. Explain that you've been dishonest in the past and you realize that their patience with you has more than exceeded the limits, but that you're truely having a problem with your neighbor and that you need their help. There are only a couple of things that CAN happen.....
1) They won't help you, tell you you're a physcho and that you need to leave before they arrest you. In which case, at least you're safe from the neighbor.
2) They believe you and appreciate your honesty. They decide to investigate the situation and the neighbor is arrested for breaking and entering, and assault.
3) They believe you and appreciate your honesty. They decide to investigate the situation, find out that you've lied once again, and they throw you in jail.
2007-01-09 13:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by rmtmka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard the story, about the boy who cried wolf. Well you are living that story. Close your story book, get a life, and make something of yourself....and whatever you are on, quite using it. you'll get better with time..........ps throw your jar jar binks costume away. or you might be spending a lot of time with that special policewoman. (she'll be bringing your meals to you)
2007-01-09 13:32:47 · answer #4 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I agree with tallerfella, time for a med change and a better attempt at a funny story. Good luck with Yoda!
2007-01-09 13:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by snowbunny67ss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact the Police Internal Affairs unit, complaint about the police not believing you. But go to the county court house and speak to the D.A or the Assistant D.A. If they don't want to listen to you either, contact the State Police.
I doubt the DA's Office will not listen to you, but if they don't get in touch with me at: iex@ifasc.org.
2007-01-09 13:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by David G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you think of the tax payers,,, not to mention when you really have a situation (for real) they won't help you? They will think it is another prank, you need to do some serious growing up. And i do not believe what your saying anyway, mainly the last thing about the neighbor,,,
2007-01-09 13:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by sweetemtation_123 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jar Jar hon, have you ever heard of a gentleman named Hans Solo. If you locate him, he might be of assistance in this matter.
2007-01-09 13:23:28 · answer #8 · answered by the witch 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
what is Jar Jar Binks? What is a Yoda?
2007-01-09 13:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Um... you could turn to a psychiatrist!! Sounds like that's your best bet. good luck :)
2007-01-09 13:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by busymom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋