I think it's OK to fart in front of my wife but she said it's not normal. She even asked people in her office, and they agree with her, but what do you expect from a bunch of ladies?
Well the real problem was the other day when my mother-in-law came over for dinner and I sort of wasn't thinking, and ripped a medium-sized fart. It wasn't that bad, really. I mean it stunk a little but it wasn't one of those that makes your eyes water. But her mother carried on like it was the end of the world. "Oh my God, he farted! He farted!" She was yelling so loud, I'll bet all the neighbors could hear the old bag.
Anyway, wife got pretty upset and now anytime I fart, she starts some drama. Like last night I felt one coming on so I pulled the cover over my wife's head and she yelled, "Don't you dare fart!" But it was too late and I let a pretty smelly one out. Now she won't talk to me. I tried to explain but she just won't listen.
Guys help me out here. You fart around your wife, don't you?
2006-07-31
12:22:43
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