Theres this guy named Chris. He's my friend but he makes fun of me a lot. He makes a lot of fat jokes and jokes about my vag that really offend me. Every time he's giving me the eye.. where he's staring at my fat, I cringe cuz I know what lethal words are about to escape his mouth. I once had a dream about sitting on him for a total of 3 days and suffocating him with my obesity. Does that mean I hate him? I mean, he' not a mean person.. he's just mean to me, really. He's nice to his roommate J and his other friends, but every time I walk up to see him, he starts shaking frantically as if with each step I am making the ground bounce. I don't want to lose the friendship over a bunch of fat jokes, though. But theres more... every time my legs open, he plugs his noise and starts complaining about some foul smell from the bowels of hell. But I shower every night! Please help me. Do I hold out hope or do I drop him? I've always considered him my balloon... but I guess I have to let him go.
2006-07-24
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