Two stories come to mind.
First I am in my forties - NO, that's not the funny part! My Dad, Uncle and grandmother use to have game stands with a Carnival. Gran'ma had a spinning fortune wheel, Uncle had those cute little dukes that float on water in a circle, Dad had a cork gun gallery. He sat me up on the counter with my cookie in hand, my cup of milk sat next to me and the jar of gun oil. Well, I was only four I am told..and I was eating and watching the people, picked up the jar to take a drink of milk. IT WAS GUN OIL!
This is still a famous story in my family. To this day I do not Squeak!
2. When My brother got married, before they came home from the honey moon, Me and other family members, including our mother, went to the newlyweds home and ...Spread corn flakes between the sheets of the bed, Vaseline on door knobs, and took the label off of all the can goods. We thought that was HILARIOUS! they were not that impressed...
Hope I made you smile.
2006-07-24 20:16:18
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answered by 4mom 4
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This iz a famous 'Major' story. My last name iz Major.
My Granddad's name iz Bryan, his sister iz Jill and there Dad iz Murry and there Mom iz Christen.
They all lived in New Zeland over 50 years ago. One day Christen went to work as usual, It was another cold morning in New Zeland. Bryan asked his father (Murry) if he could go to the shops (Bryan is 18 years old and his sister is 20) but he said no and wouldn't let him do anything as usual. Bryan hated his sister and became rely upset with them both so one after the other he gaged them and tied there hands and feet. Then he took them outside and tied them to the washing line so they were hanging in the air from it. Then he put a sprinkler from the hose under the washing line and turned it on. Then he spun the washing line around and ran off. He didn't come home for 3 days. When Christean came home that day in the afternoon she found her husband and daughter hanging from the washing line soaked and being soaked by the sprinkler.
the names of the people in this story were changed to protect them from......something.
2006-07-25 02:53:38
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answered by The King 2
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okay like everyone in mah family dose not like onions so i had a cook out and every plat i put a onion on and they ate with napkins but when they went to wip they mouth the tasted the onion jucie because i cope the onion on the napkin lolz hell no u not getting a storie from out of me :P thought u had a story nananana:Ohahahahaha:D
2006-07-25 02:38:10
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answered by lorealshice 1
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My mom's aunt are twin sisters.
I have a twin sister.
My oldest sister has a 2 sets of twin daughters. Oldest born
(17 y.o.) and youngest born (8 y.o.).
and
My twin sister's boyfriend has a younger twin brothers..
2006-07-25 02:34:39
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answered by Anonymous
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That's really funny-- My brother used to be into making his hair look greasy and used butter to act like Elvis Presley when we were at our relatives.
2006-07-25 02:36:48
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answered by Cordelia 4
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Not many people know this but... I was born at a very young age!!!
2006-07-25 02:32:13
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answered by Anonymous
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your mexican inlaws is WHACK
2006-07-25 02:33:06
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answered by hanumistee 7
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