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Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

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Mine is "What is your favorite food?".

I am so sick of that along with several other questions that just seem to keep popping up in the P&S section.

2007-12-26 02:23:23 · 11 answers · asked by Hoping he will bless me with #1 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 02:23:19 · 11 answers · asked by New York Chic 6 in Polls & Surveys

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin.

The lion's team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.

Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 - 0.

Late in the first half the lion's team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point. The lion's team led at halftime 7 - 6. In the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk.

"Look you guys. We can win this game. We've got the lead and they only have one real threat. We've got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he's a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino."

The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino's team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the twenty yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.

"Did you do this?" he asked the centipede.

"Yeah, I did." the centipede replied.

The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"

"I was putting on my shoes."

2007-12-26 02:23:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for calls?
for SMS?

2007-12-26 02:22:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...fight about today? Who will you smack down?

2007-12-26 02:22:48 · 4 answers · asked by Helen the Hellion 6 in Polls & Surveys

I just went "grocery shopping", spent 224 dollars and wonder wtf did I buy ??? So little food, so many cleaning products, so much money !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-26 02:21:51 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

X...super fun and exciting?

R...daily sex?

PG...average?

G...really toned down?

Not rated...TMI!

2007-12-26 02:20:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 02:20:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 02:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did Santa bring you everything you wanted for the Holiday or did he forget something ?

2007-12-26 02:19:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

& If nooo why?

2007-12-26 02:19:22 · 47 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

god i did. they're better than toys.. heh

2007-12-26 02:19:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 02:18:41 · 15 answers · asked by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 in Polls & Surveys

I cant remember the title of this song that i like so much, but i do remember 1 part..


There wont be no white flag above my head
I'm in love
I'm am in love with you.

2007-12-26 02:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by Mr.Next Generation 3 in Other - Music

and you never know who he\she is?

2007-12-26 02:14:22 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and why do you do this?

2007-12-26 02:14:09 · 25 answers · asked by you know it!! LOL!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

what do you do with yours

2007-12-26 02:13:35 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and stay on answers and play all day, or should I take my over stuffed self to work for five hours????

2007-12-26 02:13:26 · 19 answers · asked by Miss Rhonda 7 in Polls & Surveys

I like rock

2007-12-26 02:13:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

That You Were Only Brought so You Could Read for This Madman Who is Nearly Blind and to Repay you he Shrinks You? What do you do?

2007-12-26 02:12:58 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

2007-12-26 02:12:53 · 2 answers · asked by FAYAZ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hope everyone gets their "Greatest rocker/band/song/lyrics" questions answered today but my question is a little deeper:

What is your favorite concept album and what was the concept?

My favorite is probably "The Who Sell Out" by The Who, which is a sarcastic look at commercialism.

Also, "Wish You Were Here" by Floyd is a no-brainer, which deals with the departure of Syd Barrett.

2007-12-26 02:12:28 · 13 answers · asked by Stevie B 5 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-26 02:12:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or plan to regift or return? Got anything good still left?

2007-12-26 02:11:57 · 7 answers · asked by Helen the Hellion 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 02:10:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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