Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery begins.

Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Buffie.

Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.

One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.

The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"

2007-12-26 02:28:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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survey:19yrs or 23yrs?

I'm 19 yrs but i vote for 23yrs and above! ^__^ what about you?

~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-26 02:27:29 · 9 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Hey Canadians...what is boxing day anyways?

2007-12-26 02:27:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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ღ♥..are you playful person..♥ღ?

2007-12-26 02:27:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Very funny joke!! (star if you like!)?

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2007-12-26 02:26:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you have some eye candy I can borrow?

There isn't any around here at work today. They're all on vacation until next year and I don't know what to do. I might have to actually do some work if you don't help?

2007-12-26 02:26:43 · 4 answers · asked by Sweet & Low 2 in Polls & Surveys

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ღ♥..have you found someone that you like..ღ?

2007-12-26 02:26:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did you indulge last night.......................................?

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in ' PARTY GAMES ' ?

2007-12-26 02:25:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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did you get everything you wanted this christmas?

2007-12-26 02:24:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why did you let go?

2007-12-26 02:24:03 · 8 answers · asked by Warrior 5 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

Did you share the sack with anyone yesterday......................?

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blonde robbery....."star" if funny?