A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-12-26 02:26:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...very funny
2007-12-26 06:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny
2007-12-26 02:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
gd 1
2007-12-26 08:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by ManicStreetPreacher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha star 4 u
2007-12-26 04:35:32 · answer #4 · answered by Imperfection At Its Finest. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2007-12-26 02:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-12-26 03:49:11 · answer #6 · answered by ALASPADA 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thsi is the funneist joke in the whole world but ive heard it b4
2007-12-26 02:31:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2007-12-26 04:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by Joe4Jesus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol this is a really funny joke, ive read it many times but its still as funny!"!
2007-12-26 02:35:35 · answer #9 · answered by PrincessC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats they funniest thing ive heard alllll day
im so bored
2007-12-26 02:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by xDreamahx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO yah i heard this before but its still funny!
2007-12-26 04:38:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋