Entertainment & Music - 25 December 2007

2007-12-25 23:58:04 · 17 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:57:20 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.

The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.

Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.

The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.

Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!

2007-12-25 23:56:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What country are you from? What is it like there? Do you want to move somewhere else?

I live in USA. There is too many fast food places. Yes, I want to move to France, even though I've never been there before.

2007-12-25 23:55:35 · 17 answers · asked by sports fan 6 in Polls & Surveys

The greatest honor I have had today was being a guest on a deleted show.....
Peace.

2007-12-25 23:55:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:51:52 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. patience
2. temper tantrums
3. lying
4. honesty
5. gossip link
6. intelligence
7. stupidity
8. geekiness,nerdiness
9. fashion statements
10. Y/A violations
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-12-25 23:50:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Got anything fun planned for today?
What are you doing right now?

2007-12-25 23:50:50 · 14 answers · asked by sports fan 6 in Polls & Surveys

She's flying in from California on the 30th, with her hubby and 4 kids (they are all staying at a hotel) but she is convinced, we will be going out on the 31st and I've made my plans already !!

2007-12-25 23:50:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For #1, there are plenty of people who are from other countries & don't speak English that well, & #2, some people may either be young or dyslexic. OR, some people may accidentally be typing so fast & then do spell-check, & the spell-check doesn't work, so they don't realize until after they submit the question/answer.

***Shoot! People say I whine over the littlest things, but @ least I overlook those typos.

2007-12-25 23:48:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. truly awesome!
2. so-so,typical
3. outrageously bizaar!
4. boring,humdrum
5. never a dull moment,unpredictable
6. always a let down,emotionally
7. just plain weird,undescribable
8. so cool the penguins are jealous!
9. about as fun as this question is...=)
10. none of anyones business but my own
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-12-25 23:44:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't think i have one.

2007-12-25 23:43:42 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:40:47 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

<3

2007-12-25 23:40:41 · 16 answers · asked by Farrera♥Dopre 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:36:52 · 25 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:35:18 · 11 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am in Arkansas ,about to have my first cup of coffee(in a Christmas mug)and it is around 35 degrees,I'm guessing.How about you?

2007-12-25 23:34:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and then you found out something really bad about them? That happened yesterday. I was talking to a distant cousin and then my sister showed me on the Computer, he's a convicted sex offender.

Ever happened to you?

2007-12-25 23:32:53 · 4 answers · asked by Nicole C 3 in Polls & Surveys

I really liked The Simpsons movie. with south pak the movie coming in second.

2007-12-25 23:29:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:28:05 · 25 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:25:48 · 16 answers · asked by Mrs.Leonardo 4 in Polls & Surveys

St Peter is standing at the Pearly gates to Heaven when a man approaches claiming to be Bill Gates.
St Peter asks for proof of who he is, so Bill shows him his bank balance.
"In you go" says Peter.
A second man approaches claiming to be Stephen Hawking, St Peter asks for proof, so Stephen explains the Big Bang theory.
"In you go" says Peter.
A third man approaches, claiming to be David Beckham. But when St Peter asks him for proof, Beckham gets really annoyed.
"Come on, even Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking had to do it."
"Who?" says Beckham."
"In you go" says Peter

2007-12-25 23:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

fruit cake or cheese cake???

say cheese!!!

2007-12-25 23:25:30 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I speak flat, sometimes boring Midwestern English. But anyone can understand me, I think. :)

2007-12-25 23:25:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:24:23 · 13 answers · asked by starrynight1 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:24:15 · 15 answers · asked by nickywireobsessive 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:23:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-25 23:23:18 · 24 answers · asked by vincent 6 in Polls & Surveys

>> A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.
>> In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer,
>> was
>>questioning Clyde.
>> "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
>>fine,'?"
>>asked the lawyer.
>> Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I
>>had
>>just loaded my
>> favourite cow, Bessie, into the..."
>> "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted.
>>
>>"Just answer the
>> question, please. Did you, or did you not say, at the
>>scene
>>of the
>> accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
>> Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the
>>trailer
>>and I was driving
>> down the road...."
>> The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honour, I
>>am
>>trying to
>> establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
>>this
>>man told the
>> Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.
>>Now
>>several weeks
>> after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
>>believe
>>he is a fraud.
>> Please tell him to simply answer the question."
>> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in
>>Clyde's
>>answer and said to
>> the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about
>>his
>>favourite cow, Bessie".
>> Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was
>>
>>saying, I had just
>> loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and
>>was
>>driving her down
>> the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran
>>the
>>stop sign and
>> smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into
>>one
>>ditch and Bessie
>> was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and
>>
>>didn't want to move.
>> However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
>>I
>>knew she was in
>> terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the
>>accident a Highway
>> Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie
>>moaning
>>and groaning, so
>> he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw
>>her
>>fatal condition,
>> he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then
>> the
>>Patrolman came
>> across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and
>>said,
>>"How are you feeling?"
>> "Now tell me, what the f*#k would you say?"

2007-12-25 23:21:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know it's not healthy, but it's leftover dessert from yesterday, & quick, easy access without having to cook. I'm not sure of whether I'll eat that or oatmeal. Probably oatmeal.

2007-12-25 23:21:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys