St Peter is standing at the Pearly gates to Heaven when a man approaches claiming to be Bill Gates.
St Peter asks for proof of who he is, so Bill shows him his bank balance.
"In you go" says Peter.
A second man approaches claiming to be Stephen Hawking, St Peter asks for proof, so Stephen explains the Big Bang theory.
"In you go" says Peter.
A third man approaches, claiming to be David Beckham. But when St Peter asks him for proof, Beckham gets really annoyed.
"Come on, even Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking had to do it."
"Who?" says Beckham."
"In you go" says Peter
2007-12-25 23:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quality
2007-12-25 23:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by timone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- but to be honest with you i never knew who stephen hawking was until i looked him up in the internet right now
2007-12-26 08:02:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - I must have had one too many glasses of wine yesterday 'cos it took me a few moments to get it!
2007-12-26 08:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiiceee.
2007-12-26 09:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-26 10:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
funny
2007-12-26 08:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmslol funny
2007-12-26 11:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-26 08:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
great
2007-12-26 14:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect lol.
2007-12-26 11:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋