Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2007

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2007-12-26 20:17:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:16:51 · 14 answers · asked by pc 2 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather have your teeth replaced with a goats teeth or would you rather have your tongue replaced with a sheeps tongue?

*you HAVE to pick one or the other!!*

2007-12-26 20:16:38 · 20 answers · asked by MUSCLES 5 in Polls & Surveys

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I wan! t to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

Pupil : “A teacher”.

4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.

Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sa! m : “She’s a woman”.

7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

9) Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

2007-12-26 20:16:37 · 17 answers · asked by lets talk-now w 5 in Jokes & Riddles

in less than 30 years TV has gone from banning the display of a toilet or bellybutton to permitting....well,...everything except full frontal. what's the next 30 years to offer? will we be watching "deep throat" on primetime?

2007-12-26 20:16:13 · 6 answers · asked by Informer 5 in Other - Television

i <3 s'mores

2007-12-26 20:15:46 · 7 answers · asked by That girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:15:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:14:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

His date of birth is 1st april 1975 and time is 11:48 pm and place is bhopal. what do u say about him at this stage.

2007-12-26 20:13:43 · 5 answers · asked by pallavijain77 1 in Horoscopes

What do you say when someone says, "Were perfect" or I',m perfect" How do you feel?

Me? i hate it when they say it!!

thankz=)

2007-12-26 20:13:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:11:56 · 29 answers · asked by Hilda S 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:11:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prefer Jordin. She has the highest charting debut single (Tattoo) of any idol winner. She is young, fresh and attractive. Her album has tons of potential top 10 hits.

2007-12-26 20:11:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so they decide to just refer to it as "washing the clothes". One night, Claire invites some of her friends over for dinner, but John is really horny and doesn't want to have to entertain their guests.

So, as Claire is serving the main course, he whispers in her ear, "Let's go wash the clothes". Claire is horrified that he could even suggest such a thing while they're entertaining, and she refuses. John tries again, but she won't give in. Claire tells him instead to go upstairs and get the candleholders from the hall closet. Frustrated, John slowly walks up the stairs to get them.

While he's upstairs, Claire thinks of the fun they'd have if they COULD "wash the clothes". Nah, she thinks. Not now. But eventually her imagination gets the best of her, and she tells the maid to run upstairs and tell John that she'll be up in a minute to help him. The maid finds John upstairs in the bedroom, and tells him that his wife will be up in a minute to help him wash the clothes.

"Tell her it's ok," says John. "I already did them by hand."

2007-12-26 20:10:09 · 20 answers · asked by Nessie from Loch Ness 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-26 20:09:52 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"

2007-12-26 20:07:45 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i do. but i cant quit. what do you do to rid yourself of the stench? i wash my hands or lotion after every smoke....

2007-12-26 20:07:25 · 9 answers · asked by That girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

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its asking me if i well reallay see her today, or if it has to hurt soem more *blush* did u ever feel liek a jerk for feeling sad?

2007-12-26 20:07:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Should there be seperate sites for "age appropriate" answers/questions? I, as an adult (I think) I am more and more frustrated by what seems to be an inappropriate population of "under-age" participants. Should there be "segregated" sites? I am just sadend by the 14 year olds asking how to get to "best get high" -do we, as adults, have a responsiblitie here?

2007-12-26 20:05:45 · 8 answers · asked by susie 3 in Polls & Surveys

There a huge fault in "Titanic" Movie. The fault is that nobody is able to swim in zero degree water without dying within few minutes!!

2007-12-26 20:04:35 · 18 answers · asked by EMAD A 1 in Movies

find the truth and the truth shall free ya.

2007-12-26 20:03:04 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Psychologists agree that colors have distinct personalities of their own. Blue is calm, red is passionate, yellow is inviting, and so on. What color is your personality? Answer a few quick questions and find out!

http://web.tickle.com/color/

2007-12-26 20:01:28 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

?????

2007-12-26 20:01:14 · 23 answers · asked by Taha* 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-26 20:00:43 · 19 answers · asked by Farah 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know an aries guy whose brother is a libra(we have the same bday actually!) and he loves him very much but when he was talking about how awesome he is he sort of interjected that he wasn't as educated as himself etc I said it was messed up that he would say that and he said it wasn't his brothers fault blah blah. I noticed he tends to do this to other people too. Why would you rave about someone being better then say oh but he isn't smart etc etc?

2007-12-26 20:00:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

want to know if there anybody close to his talent give names

2007-12-26 20:00:36 · 4 answers · asked by knockdowncitywalls 1 in Jazz

The biggest crock of all time?

2007-12-26 20:00:26 · 5 answers · asked by Bruja 6 in Polls & Surveys

NAme it..?

2007-12-26 20:00:20 · 6 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by Ronatnyu

2007-12-26 20:00:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Explore your mind of possibilities :)

Are you somewhat amazed at what you have typed out?

How many of those you listed are you doing right now ?

2007-12-26 19:59:46 · 8 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys