BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I wan! t to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.
3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.
4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sa! m : “She’s a woman”.
7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
9) Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “One hundred percent. Medical records sho! w that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.
11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
2007-12-26 20:16:37 · 17 answers · asked by lets talk-now w 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are funny, it was long but each joke short. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-26 21:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awsome!!
2007-12-27 04:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by CARLOS B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiice.
2007-12-27 04:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my.... Dry Humour. Not that funny at all.
2007-12-27 04:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by Antas17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amazing
where did u get them?
2007-12-27 04:20:55 · answer #5 · answered by tick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its too long to read!
2007-12-27 04:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny !
2007-12-27 04:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by arguent 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-27 04:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by hibiskiss85 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! when did u get dem?
2007-12-27 04:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by ..мiиi*.. . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
good 1...
2007-12-27 09:34:18 · answer #10 · answered by Afro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋