There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he gets to the table he sees a dry bowl of cereal. "What's the deal?" he asks. His mom says " You kicked the cow so no milk for you, you kicked the pig so no bacon for you, and you kicked the chicken so no eggs for you." Then his father walks into the kitchen and accidentally kicked the cat. The the boy says "Do you want me to tell him or should you?"
2007-12-26 20:07:45 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! ha!ha! good one.....
2007-12-26 20:18:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes I like that, however kicking the cat was certainly a bad move. Cats have long memories and when they finally take over the earth well....
2007-12-27 04:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Grumpy Old Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-27 04:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's a good one absolutely brilliant lol
2007-12-27 04:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by Zara C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is great! I have not heard nothing similar to tha tone. LOL "Star"
2007-12-27 15:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by TTC#2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad aint gettin any tonight!
Here's a *
2007-12-27 05:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your on a roll!!
me too on the floor laughing!! :)
2007-12-27 10:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very good and only as expected from the specialist joke fairy !
2007-12-27 08:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-27 07:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just got it
very funny
lol
:)
2007-12-27 23:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I heard that before but it is still brill!
2007-12-27 04:47:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋