Entertainment & Music - 24 December 2007

would you ever buy liquor for the younger crowd or if you met some one in a club they were cute but to young to drink would you still "buy them a drank"

2007-12-24 12:19:38 · 28 answers · asked by ★ tht DiV@ ★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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A farmer hires a uni student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The uni student says, "Great!"
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lots of drinking."
The student says, "I can drink just as much as anyone else."
And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope you are ready."
So the student responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I'm in pretty good shape."
"One more thing," says the farmer, "Did I mention that there will be lots of s*x?"
"You beauty!" shouts the student. "I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
The farmer says, "Nothing fancy. It's just going to be me and you."

2007-12-24 12:19:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you a cow?

What is life like?

2007-12-24 12:18:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Look to your left - what do you see?

The detailed, the better...

:)

2007-12-24 12:18:43 · 18 answers · asked by Rachael in Colorado 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Mad Dogs at the vets?

When Rover the rottweiler was taken to the vet he met his old mate Fang the alsation. Ello Fang wot you doing here said Rover. Well said Fang someone tried to pinch our T.V. so I bit him and now I've got to be put down. How about you?
Well It's like this said Rover my owner, Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch me a bone. when she bent over I sort of took over and gave her a bone of my own. Gosh! said Fang you deserve to be put down for doing that.
Oh said Rover I'm not here to be put down. I'm having my claws clipped.

2007-12-24 12:18:39 · 8 answers · asked by bobwit 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What are you going to do tomorrow for Christmas?

I'm not Christian, so me and my friends are going to go to the movies and see Juno and Sweeney Todd. Merry Christmas, everyone, and a happy New Year!

2007-12-24 12:18:35 · 6 answers · asked by fluorescent adolescent 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true that NORAD is tracking Santa?

Thank you so much for your answers :)

2007-12-24 12:17:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you saw a shooting star , what would you wish for?

2007-12-24 12:17:37 · 24 answers · asked by lucky star 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why isn't "Girl" on the Beatles #1 cd?

Why isn't "Girl" on the Beatles #1 cd?
Does anyone have a logical explaination?
I think it should be...

2007-12-24 12:15:59 · 6 answers · asked by Allison Louise 1 in Celebrities

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Joke ~~~ What on earth is that all about?

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, "What on earth is that all about?"

The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."

"OK, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"

The farmer replies, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him trying to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other." :)

2007-12-24 12:13:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Candy Canes or Sugar Plums?

2007-12-24 12:13:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who would you like to give a Christmas toast to?

I would like to give a toast to ________

if you dont drink dont come in this post......only people with fun sense of humors!

2007-12-24 12:13:35 · 6 answers · asked by gayman 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Ill give you ten points for the funniest joke!?

Who ever can tell me the funniest joke wins 10 points! Jokes like this one : Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?

2007-12-24 12:12:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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In Total: How many Backstreet Boys/N Sync/Spice Girls/Britney Spears CD's do you own?

I have:

-4 Backstreet Boys
-1 N Sync
-0 Spice Girls
-1 Britney Spears (don't ask why I have it, my friend gave it to me. )

2007-12-24 12:10:34 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you see my avatar or is it still faceless?

2007-12-24 12:08:34 · 28 answers · asked by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 in Polls & Surveys