When Rover the rottweiler was taken to the vet he met his old mate Fang the alsation. Ello Fang wot you doing here said Rover. Well said Fang someone tried to pinch our T.V. so I bit him and now I've got to be put down. How about you?
Well It's like this said Rover my owner, Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch me a bone. when she bent over I sort of took over and gave her a bone of my own. Gosh! said Fang you deserve to be put down for doing that.
Oh said Rover I'm not here to be put down. I'm having my claws clipped.
2007-12-24
12:18:39
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