A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, "What on earth is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."
"OK, but that was two months ago. Why does he still wear them?"
The farmer replies, "There ain't nothing funnier than watching him trying to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other." :)
2007-12-24 12:13:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aaaww!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Kudos! ... 10*
Great, great Joke! LOL.
Have a great day, Mz. Fidgety!
2007-12-26 23:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiiceee. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 19:18:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahahaaaaaa....fresh meat on this site honey....and feckin hilarious too....lmfao.
2007-12-25 12:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 22:46:14 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha! Very original (at least to me)
Love it!
2007-12-24 12:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Forksided 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny.
merry christmas.
2007-12-24 21:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-24 12:26:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-12-24 22:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was clucking good lol.
2007-12-24 20:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it lol*
2007-12-24 22:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋