Entertainment & Music - 24 December 2007

2007-12-24 01:02:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

2007-12-24 00:59:53 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

going to wear it on New Years Eve, but we had a change of plan and I am going to wear it tonight to a friend's party on Christmas Eve. I know my bf wants to show me off and I am ok with that. It is a brown micro mini, and I am going to wear it with a tasteful turtleneck sweater and 4 inch heels. I tried the outfit and I do look extremely hot in it but what I need to know is how do I go about sitting, getting in and out of cars, etc while wearing it. I have worn mini's before, but never a micro mini...anyone have any ideas or experience on how to accomplish this?

2007-12-24 00:59:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 00:59:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 00:59:22 · 28 answers · asked by ISAIAH 5 in Polls & Surveys

I know I am! Then again my kids are just 5.5 years and 22.5 months

2007-12-24 00:59:15 · 19 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

mine was when i farted and it wouldn't stop .it lasted 4 two minutes!!!!!!sob sob

2007-12-24 00:58:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which do you notice first when both appear on a notice.

2007-12-24 00:58:03 · 21 answers · asked by MiranDa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 00:57:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I've looked on polls and surveys and i can't find it but when when i click on it there it is.

2007-12-24 00:55:39 · 17 answers · asked by lol 3 in Polls & Surveys

what car did uncle billy have

2007-12-24 00:55:33 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Radio

2007-12-24 00:55:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my present

2007-12-24 00:51:36 · 20 answers · asked by Pompal 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 00:50:32 · 19 answers · asked by doublewidemama 6 in Polls & Surveys

contacts?

ha, mine are crazy...that's why i have a disclamer on my profile...cuz ppl were getting ideas again Xp




So watcha think i was about to say? your perverted(lol, jk)

2007-12-24 00:45:49 · 11 answers · asked by OMGWHO?? 6 in Polls & Surveys

(for me it was "real estate front lawn signs..." When I was 10 years old...I would ride around on my motocross bicycle and steal them off people's front lawns, and keep them in a pile on the other side of our backyard fence in a pile of tall grass, hidden and out of sight...and I took great pleasure from this odd collection of signs with realtor names on them...and I sometimes wondered if the big time realtor firm named "Collins, Allen & Decapo" ever wanted to hunt me down and kill me...)

2007-12-24 00:45:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-24 00:44:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.

2007-12-24 00:44:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I got a viloation notice because I said Merry Christmas and Happy new year to everyone because it was not in a question fromat. That sucks, leave it to trolls and Yahoo to do that. Is everyone getting their shopping done? Not to brag but I am done, I don't like last minute shopping do you? Some love it, but I rather avoid it.

2007-12-24 00:42:49 · 2 answers · asked by orangie 5 in Polls & Surveys

My friends were saying Halloween was pretty bad, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

2007-12-24 00:42:27 · 20 answers · asked by Starfish 2 in Polls & Surveys

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

2007-12-24 00:42:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know 5 Johns and 9 Marys' !!

2007-12-24 00:41:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.

A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH.
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"

And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"

2007-12-24 00:40:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you find one of those annoying? I can't stand "Mum".

2007-12-24 00:40:29 · 24 answers · asked by Curious Mind wants to know 3 in Polls & Surveys

tonight or tomorrow morning?

gotta go now again one more time

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

2007-12-24 00:39:56 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thoughts on Denise?
1) Said that no one would want her in the final 3 b/c she has a great life with husband and so she might get a pity vote. (I know, it doesn't make sense. She said it, not me.)
2) Begged Amanda to bring her to the final three b/c others will have Hollywood careers but she will "have to go back to [her] family & be a lunch lady for $7 an hour."
3) Before jury vote, berated 2 of the remaining contestants for lying. Said that they needed to have their "conscience cleaned" or something like that. Very self-righteous.
4) Voted for Courtney b/c she "didn't lie."
5) At finale said that when she went home she lost her lunch lady job because she was too popular from Survivor; a distraction to students, and was "demoted" to janitor. Mark Burnet gave her $50,000 pity money.
6) Turns out she APPLIED for PROMOTION to janitor job (went from $7 to $17 w/ better benefits) LAST JANUARY and did it for 6 months before being granted leave of absence to go on Survivor.

2007-12-24 00:38:52 · 7 answers · asked by snoopy 5 in Reality Television

2007-12-24 00:36:31 · 5 answers · asked by Veronica B 1 in Talk Shows

Let me know the song?
& roughly what the VID was about...Thx.

I kinda like MCR-welcome to the black parade.Unique VID

2007-12-24 00:36:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

2007-12-24 00:34:15 · 34 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-24 00:33:19 · 4 answers · asked by Starfish 2 in Polls & Surveys