A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
2007-12-24 00:59:53 · 26 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! That's hilarious! *star*
2007-12-24 03:42:41 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-24 01:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Reminds me of the Jack in the Box commercial with the annoying "new guy" who keeps interrupting Jack. Finally Jack gets on the intercom and says "Get the new guy..." he interrupts and says "a corner office" and Jack says "a severance package." LOL That one really cracks me up!
2007-12-24 01:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Trainer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not funny when you're actually looking for a job and it's the only answer you get for a long time.
2014-02-27 01:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-12-24 03:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by David H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, and that is how you lost the first chance right? J/K
2007-12-24 01:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh a little.
2007-12-24 02:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 01:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad to the bone. lol.
2007-12-24 12:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMGoodness!! Thats funny!!
I may have to steal this one!!!
so funny!!!
2007-12-24 02:41:22 · answer #10 · answered by Babette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋