A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey nods his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."
"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked." The monkey nods his head "Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.
2007-12-24 00:44:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you.....Thank you.....Thank you.....Great joke!
2007-12-24 00:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Tongue-fu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Nice....
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Merry New Chrismahannukwanzikuh!
2007-12-24 09:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by Horcrux 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats good.
have a merry christmas
2007-12-24 08:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dustin P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant is not the word
awesome joke dude just what i needed to finish off with my 200 points
2007-12-24 10:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by zwinger1234567 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good Good
2007-12-24 08:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by LoquaciousFirehawk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 09:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thankyou i needed a chuckle
2007-12-24 08:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Nicole H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaaha thats pretty good! a star for you
2007-12-24 08:50:35 · answer #8 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!! hahaha!
2007-12-24 14:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by Karebear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wans't expecting that!!! It was FUNNY!!!! A star for you.
2007-12-24 09:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
still hilarious after all these years!!
starred!!
2007-12-24 10:13:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋