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Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.
This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.

A year passes, and only three people show up: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The emperor asks the Japanese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Japanese samurai opens up a matchbox, and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOSH. The fly drops dead on the ground in 2 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is very impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Chinese samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai. The Chinese samurai opens up a matchbox and out pops a little fly. WHOOOOOOSH. WOOOOOOOSH.
The fly drops dead on the ground in 4 pieces!
The emperor says, "That is really impressive!"

Then the emperor asks the Jewish samurai to come in and demonstrate why he should be head samurai.

The Jewish samurai thinks, "If it works for the other two..." So the Jewish samurai walks in, opens a matchbox,and out pops a little fly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHH!
A gust of wind fills the room, but the fly is still buzzing around.
The emperor says in disappointment, "Why is the fly not dead?"

And the Jewish samurai replies - "Look closer, that fly has been circumcised!"

2007-12-24 00:40:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Excellent...lmao...star and merry xmas.

2007-12-24 03:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

A-dorable

2007-12-24 00:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0 0

Slight smile.

2007-12-24 00:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah it was good but the ending could of been put better!

2007-12-24 00:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, that explains why the mirror always tasted so funny when I tried out my cherry lip gloss then doesn't it? lol j/k

2016-04-10 23:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

star for the effort.

Someone will probabky report you for not having more equal representation of other ethnic groups.

2007-12-24 00:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by macherin77630 3 · 1 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! what a dumb and corny joke! but i give you a big STAR for effort and HEY its CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

:)

2007-12-24 00:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha! its funy!

2007-12-24 00:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by dustymajortumble 1 · 1 0

ROFL!! :) that made my day a little happier! ty

2007-12-24 00:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by VMKgrl22 2 · 0 0

I LIKE IT!

I will also pass it on.

Thank you.

: )

2007-12-24 00:46:23 · answer #10 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 0 0

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