A farmer hires a uni student one summer to help around the farm.
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The uni student says, "Great!"
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lots of drinking."
The student says, "I can drink just as much as anyone else."
And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope you are ready."
So the student responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I'm in pretty good shape."
"One more thing," says the farmer, "Did I mention that there will be lots of s*x?"
"You beauty!" shouts the student. "I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
The farmer says, "Nothing fancy. It's just going to be me and you."
2007-12-24 12:19:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love parties.
2007-12-27 12:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Niiiiceee. Merry Christmas.
2007-12-24 19:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good old 'un getting a Xmas airing lol.
Well worth the dusting off
2007-12-24 12:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by John W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Good One ‼
2007-12-24 13:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahaaaaaaa....lmfao...
2007-12-25 12:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe that completely made my mouth drop. Keep them coming!
2007-12-25 05:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is one of your best ever, keep them coming !
2007-12-24 22:15:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-24 22:45:36 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that's a lil weird but funny
2007-12-24 12:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by Bluey07 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-12-24 12:32:40 · answer #10 · answered by geetar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋