Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2007

I got 229. 11 questions.

Good night.

2007-12-21 10:51:02 · 9 answers · asked by If your a bird, I'm a bird.. 5 in Polls & Surveys

My friend told me about this.

Jan: Took scarf back beacuse it was too tight

Febuary: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels, but
helllloooo! The bottles wont fit in the printer!

March: Got really excited! I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when it said "2-3 years"

April: Trapped in escalator for hours, power went out.

May: Tried to make Kool-aid, but i got the wrong recipe. Obviosly 6 cups of water wont fit in the packages.

June: Tried to go fishing. but couldnt find a lake i could walk on.

July: Lost chest stroke in swimming, but the others cheated. They used their arms.

August: My convertable got soaked cuz it was in a rain storm, top was half down but i wanted a breeze

Sep: My friend and i got in a fight! She doesn't think the capital of California is C !

Oct: I hate M&Ms they are just too hard too peel.

Nov: Baked turkey for four and a half days, it said an hour but I weigh 108.

Dec: Couldnt dial 911! Hello do you see a eleven on the phone! So I died!

2007-12-21 10:50:50 · 21 answers · asked by Julia F 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think it's funny..

2007-12-21 10:50:43 · 35 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:48:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

11 Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

2007-12-21 10:48:17 · 23 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-21 10:47:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-12-21 10:47:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:46:50 · 15 answers · asked by Ken-Eros 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think they should wear incontinence pads

2007-12-21 10:46:38 · 3 answers · asked by Archie M 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have about 18.

2007-12-21 10:45:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:45:16 · 24 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

i go with a good heart
cuz its more right then the looks

2007-12-21 10:45:04 · 78 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:44:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i'm not going to have sex until i'm married, i think it's sick now that girls now days have sex with their 2 week boyfriends.

2007-12-21 10:41:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

see how the band bootyluv was there always 2 girls singing in it or was there 3?

2007-12-21 10:39:09 · 5 answers · asked by mummy of 2gorgeous boys 3 in Other - Music

Personally, I think Batman but that's just me.

2007-12-21 10:39:03 · 22 answers · asked by funkmasta tizzy wizzy 1 in Comics & Animation

what is the funniest think youve ever seen heard or done?

2007-12-21 10:37:37 · 20 answers · asked by (: Addie 1 in Polls & Surveys

There's this movie I saw once and I loved it and now it's driving me crazy 'cause I can't remember its name. It was something about a school of boys and there was this literature teacher who was asking the students to learn a poem by heart. And towards the end he had to leave the place and the students tried to convince him to stay, and one of them recited the poem he was supposed to learn but had some difficulty with, and the poem was "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" by W.B.Yeats. I'm pretty sure about that. So does this ring a bell to anyone? I'd really appreciate the help.

2007-12-21 10:37:15 · 3 answers · asked by alexa 4 in Movies

Why do most off us assmume things? and you know what they say about assuming...

2007-12-21 10:36:57 · 17 answers · asked by ™King_ 知識_θάρρος_Vires 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:36:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:35:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does his fame come from his involvement in movie soundtracks, or is it well earned through his brilliance?

I'm not a violinist, so It is difficult for me to judge one.

Matt

2007-12-21 10:35:30 · 9 answers · asked by illustrator 2 in Classical

Jo

2007-12-21 10:35:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:34:38 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And my ringtone is Lips of An Angel by Hinder. How do you react?

2007-12-21 10:34:09 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do u ever find gold???

2007-12-21 10:34:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

eaten a raw potato as a snack???

great with salt!!!

2007-12-21 10:34:03 · 13 answers · asked by Francesca 5 in Polls & Surveys

Jo

2007-12-21 10:33:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 10:33:33 · 42 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you don't have perfect pitch, you cannot sing a song acapella and be on pitch??

2007-12-21 10:32:28 · 9 answers · asked by GJ 2 in Singing