Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2007

mine are scrap pikks of JB

2007-12-21 11:53:17 · 21 answers · asked by Jaanie baaby (: 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:51:48 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have one. It's good.

2007-12-21 11:51:34 · 45 answers · asked by USAman 6 in Polls & Surveys

the uniform for my male only waiters will be whitey tighteys and a wife beater (tank top) Don't worry I would only hire HOT guys.

Would you eat there?

2007-12-21 11:51:05 · 19 answers · asked by Big momma panties! 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:50:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any last words for me?

2007-12-21 11:50:27 · 35 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:50:23 · 38 answers · asked by ©heese 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please star if you think so...Thanx.

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old
lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You
can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then
said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!"
replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet
again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said
the president,"$ 25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the
hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I
bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the
Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."

2007-12-21 11:50:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Just wondering why people do it.
Are you embaressed or something?

2007-12-21 11:47:37 · 35 answers · asked by I ♥ cupcakes 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ak7lSI4Snphm2mOshSEcogbsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071221163414AA0AbRG

Whats up with that lady and that kid?

2007-12-21 11:46:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:44:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is your favorite Beatles wife for John, Paul, George, and Ringo? (Does anyone actually like Heather Mills? I don't.)

2007-12-21 11:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

would you do it? And if you ask why... he never answers but just keeps asking you to do it

2007-12-21 11:41:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:38:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:37:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... bashing & clawing at my bathroom window (ugly things they are!)

What do I do?

2007-12-21 11:37:37 · 15 answers · asked by ? Planet 80's ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:37:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do.
Naturally blond, straight, thick and long.

2007-12-21 11:36:42 · 8 answers · asked by ς.S. Haida 4 in Polls & Surveys

1.what is u're fave food?
2.what is u're favorite color?
3.have u seen epic movie?
4.where do u live
5.how old r u?
6.what is u're fave sport
the one who gets the most answers like me gets 10 points!

2007-12-21 11:36:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if you like this one. Thx.


One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2007-12-21 11:36:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My dream is to make it big.

2007-12-21 11:35:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:33:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there someone you want to kick in the balls... by this i mean like someone you personally know?

2007-12-21 11:33:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Joke ...featuring Little Billy

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"...

2007-12-21 11:33:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-21 11:32:47 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-21 11:32:47 · 50 answers · asked by andybby 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:32:47 · 31 answers · asked by idontknow 4 in Polls & Surveys

The other one got deleted

2007-12-21 11:31:35 · 21 answers · asked by Chris Hansen 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:30:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-21 11:30:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys