Joke ...featuring Little Billy
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"...
2007-12-21 11:33:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh."""""
2007-12-21 11:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groaner
2007-12-22 03:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahahahahha hehhehehehehehehehehehehe hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuhhuhuhu very very impressive comic tale magnificent solid solid follow it ;;;;;;;;
2016-10-09 01:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL LOL so so sooo funny........thx 4 da laugh.
2007-12-21 12:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2007-12-21 12:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by ladyoftherrlake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-21 13:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Res T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow. ewwwwww... that's totally wrong.
2007-12-21 11:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by I♥Reba 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...funny
2007-12-21 15:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
STAR LOL
2007-12-21 11:38:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, my.
good one.
2007-12-21 11:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! i had to star
2007-12-21 11:47:18 · answer #11 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋