Please star if you think so...Thanx.
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a
bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
into the president's office.
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she
came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old
lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old
woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls
are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You
can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would
you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet
$25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then
said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring
my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!"
replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out
until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were
square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet
again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all
see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said
the president,"$ 25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be
absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his
head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the
hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I
bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the
Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."
2007-12-21 11:50:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was an excellent joke. STAR!
2007-12-21 11:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You Know You're A Redneck When... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean. 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV. 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65. 31. If your family tree doesn't branch.....
2016-05-25 08:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed
2007-12-21 12:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwweghhhh
lols
but
ewwwwwwehhhhh!!!1
2007-12-22 04:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by Make the world a better place 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. You get my lol seal of aprovel.
2007-12-21 13:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before; still is as hilarious as ever!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071221172112AA7P6hn&r=w
2007-12-21 12:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2007-12-21 12:14:53 · answer #7 · answered by ladyoftherrlake 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-21 13:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by Res T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! a star for u
2007-12-21 12:02:48 · answer #9 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-12-21 12:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by maja1468 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋