Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.

The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work," acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."

The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.

2007-12-02 01:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 01:17:14 · 14 answers · asked by ... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or maybe thumbs up or down? Maybe two each? haha

2007-12-02 01:14:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 01:14:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok i will give 3 names, 3 girls and 3 boys you can decide which one to ansswer,
you have to choose which one you'd
marry
kiss (i know its normally something else but i dont want to get violated justin case)
or throw off a cliff

BOYS:
Zac Efron (Troy Bolton in highschoolmusical)
Simon Cowell lol
Bradd Pitt

GIRLS:
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Victoria Beckham

2007-12-02 01:14:30 · 11 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

2007-12-02 01:13:59 · 27 answers · asked by Trea (pron.tree) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 01:13:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I suddenly thought of this when I logged in about, Three minutes ago, the little box on the left was like.. "Whoa! You've earned 1 points." and I just sat here like, "Okay, One point is special because?"

Just seems a bit too hyped up, what do you think?

2007-12-02 01:12:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 01:11:35 · 39 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 01:09:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.

Beating around the bush - 75
Jumping to conclusions - 100
Climbing the walls - 150
Swallowing your pride - 50
Passing the buck - 25
Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight) - 50-300
Dragging your heels - 100
Pushing your luck - 250
Making mountains out of molehills - 500
Hitting the nail on the head - 50
Wading through paperwork - 300
Bending over backwards - 75
Jumping on the bandwagon - 200
Balancing the books - 25
Running around in circles - 350
Eating crow - 225
Tooting your own horn - 25
Climbing the ladder of success - 750
Pulling out the stops - 75
Adding fuel to the fire --160
Wrapping it up at the day's end - 12

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

Opening a can of worms - 50
Putting your foot in your mouth - 300
Starting the ball rolling - 90
Going over the edge - 25
Picking up the pieces after - 350

2007-12-02 01:09:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what kind of books
what kind of dvds

2007-12-02 01:09:25 · 11 answers · asked by bruce l 1 in Movies

What if they felt it was necessary to drop out so they could excel in becoming the best janitor they could be?

2007-12-02 01:08:55 · 1 answers · asked by young_bp 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 01:07:44 · 16 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 01:06:53 · 32 answers · asked by gingerlina 2 in Polls & Surveys

look!..you don't see it?..look closer...here...close to me...look!..


(i ran away...you feel strange, as you arrive where you want to be, you take out your wallet/pursue and find out there's a letter saying)

dear owner, it is a pleasure to stand next to you and steal all your money, i know we didn't get the chance to know each other, but with your money i'm able to buy a computer so we can chat with each other...as soon as i buy it..i will inform you letter...thank you so dearly..

yours truly : LEGEN...wait for it...DARY!

2007-12-02 01:06:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this was a great alternative to Hawaii Five-0, Love Boat or Vega$ in it's time...now I've come to buy the dvds, I find there're only two seasons

2007-12-02 01:05:50 · 12 answers · asked by Vic 1 in Other - Television

does anyone know any websites that i can watch last nights episodes of naruto i missed them becaues i was watching harry potter

2007-12-02 01:05:18 · 8 answers · asked by Riku 5 in Comics & Animation

This is a FABULOUS day! I'm so happy!

2007-12-02 01:03:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I live in a Town called Dortmund in Germany

2007-12-02 01:01:06 · 34 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Better make it good.

2007-12-02 01:00:26 · 6 answers · asked by someguy 2 in Polls & Surveys

PFM one and only ......just did it for me

2007-12-02 01:00:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 00:58:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-12-02 00:58:27 · 6 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 00:58:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-02 00:54:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have Darling because now when I go on Y!A it says hello darling, I just love that. And you?

2007-12-02 00:53:45 · 9 answers · asked by ... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 00:51:55 · 45 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 00:48:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ha Ha Ha becaause HO HO HO is offensive to women?


I think it's bull$hit

2007-12-02 00:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by Tina S 4 in Polls & Surveys