Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"
2007-12-02 01:13:59 · 27 answers · asked by Trea (pron.tree) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A fine joke, Trea! You have impressed
2007-12-02 02:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 01:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-12-02 01:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
2007-12-02 04:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
2007-12-02 01:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-12-02 01:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by crazeekay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Ha ha
10/10 and a star 4u :)
2007-12-02 01:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaahaahah good 1
2007-12-02 01:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha, but wait... will you tell this joke? Only to people under 30, older people (SOME) might be like owww.... Ya.... I get it... so impolite..
2007-12-02 01:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm...i dont know its both funny and mean at the same time, but if i were to pick one i guess ha-ha
2007-12-02 01:17:47 · answer #10 · answered by Cee Kayy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋