A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.
The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible compensate him for his services. "My fee for that work," acidly snapped the attorney, "is five hundred dollars."
The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.
2007-12-02 01:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
maybe next time he will keep his mouth shut!!
funny!!
starred!!
2007-12-02 01:28:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 09:37:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time he'll better off shut up!!
Ha ha ha ha!
Like it a lot!!
2007-12-02 10:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is quite unlike a joke.
2007-12-02 09:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it
2007-12-02 09:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-12-02 09:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by tinker bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol :)
2007-12-02 09:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋