What's something NOT to do in the PRODUCE department of the grocery store?

Answer 1

Show how you can deep throat a cucumber.I've seen girls do this.

Answer 2

Turn all the sprinklers on, throw all the fruit on the floor ( except for the round ones, don't use hard fruits really don't advice,) and use the round fruits as ammo to throw at all the grocery clerks....then have a fit and run around the store mad!!

Answer 3

Erect a tent you picked up in the camping section. Set up your campfire, and start cooking right there in the aisle.

Try on the clothes you picked up in the clothing section.

Karaoke

Play basketball with the watermelons

Set up your decks and DJ a hard punk-garage set while the old ladies getting their weekly shop look on in bemusement.

Swim

I mean, the list is endless really!

Answer 4

i don't circulate close to the beef branch anymore ........ i'm getting each and every of the sparkling vegies and culmination and different needs and that i make my unfavorable long suffering husband manage each and every of the lifeless flesh........ he obliges cos he likes ingesting meat ..... if he left it as much as me he'd be ingesting an awfull lot of green vegies and salad....... ;0) peace infant ?

Answer 5

Eat the produce!!!

Answer 6

I've seen people licking certain kinds of fruits. Testing for sweetness perhaps?

Eeewww...

Answer 7

act like a cucumber is a part of your anatomy
i have seen guys do this

Answer 8

Eat the fruit before you pay for it.

Answer 9

I think Johnny is right! Don't measure the cukes!

Answer 10

sneeze on the grapes