Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

nationality?

2007-11-28 10:07:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Subtitle: "For those who aren't quite yet mad scientists".

2007-11-28 10:06:58 · 1 answers · asked by Noble Poet 2 in Polls & Surveys

This may sound weird but i take a baseball.
Just one ting please!!!

2007-11-28 10:05:31 · 17 answers · asked by Dawson 3 in Other - Entertainment

I found 3 dollars in the ladies room and thought about what I should do with it. First I thought, just leave it there, then I figured, if I leave it there, someone else will take it. So I took it, put it in my purse, walked to security and handed it in to them and told them that someone left 3 dollars in the public restroom. The security guard told me, just keep it, it's just 3 bucks, and I said, no I can't because it's not mine and it's not right, and he was like, you're just giivng us more paper work to do LOL!

What would you have done?

2007-11-28 10:05:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And go runnin outside, money in hand and a smile on yer face, just in time to see the tail lights of the ice cream truck fading away in the didtance? How does that make you feel?

2007-11-28 10:04:48 · 10 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

An old lady answers a knock on her door to be confronted by a very pushy vacuum salesman, but she is just not interested in anything he has to say about his super duper vacuum cleaner.

Eventually, when he realises this, he empties a bag full of horse crap all over her hall carpet, and tells her "If this vacuum cleaner doesn't get all of this up, I'll eat whats left myself, every last bit"

The old lady looks him directly in the eye and replies "Well I certainly hope you're hungry, because my electricity was turned off this morning!"

2007-11-28 10:04:17 · 15 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 10:03:47 · 17 answers · asked by Jenn 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets.
Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.




2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants
a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.




3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the
woman next door. Ugly: So are you.




4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your
wife can't find
her birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.




5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's
a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than your wife.




6. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to
your 10 year old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.




7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's the pet dog. Ugly: The dog is pregnant now.


8. Good: Your 15-year-old daughter got a new job. Bad: As
a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly:
She makes more money than you do.

2007-11-28 10:02:56 · 16 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 10:02:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:02:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:02:08 · 11 answers · asked by Mike M. 7 in Polls & Surveys

This is perturbing me. I'm going to go have a cigarette.

2007-11-28 10:00:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:00:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

College Hill? The Girls Next Door? The Kardashians? Dr. 90210? Tila Tequila? Hogan Knows Best? Which is your favorite show? Least favorite? Opinions?

2007-11-28 10:00:09 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Full of crazy and interesting characters and most of us are drunk.

2007-11-28 09:59:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 09:59:36 · 21 answers · asked by momma 2 Sydney 9-8-09 7 in Polls & Surveys

Basically, how far north/south have you ever travelled?

Thanks!

2007-11-28 09:58:54 · 12 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do blonds have BMW's?
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why did the blond die in a helicopter crash?
A: Because she got cold and turned the fan off.


Q: What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: Why do blonds wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: Why did the blond have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't Walk".

Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the Doctors?
A: Because she though it was pregnant because it missed a period.

2007-11-28 09:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-28 09:58:17 · 20 answers · asked by No use for a name! 2 in Polls & Surveys

I got up at 6 this morning but that's like 5 where I live! Who's idea was this anyway, starting everything an hour earlier than the rest of the known world?

2007-11-28 09:57:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which do you plan to watch? Opinions?

2007-11-28 09:57:17 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Or are you happy with the way things are now?Even if you are by yourself?

2007-11-28 09:56:20 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 09:55:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd have $49.55. LOL!

2007-11-28 09:55:13 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever noticed that Disney Channel Stars (like Hannah Montana, Emily Osment, The Sprouse Twins, etc.) seem like their perfect. Real stars dont really have hidden lives i mean you see a new story about them in a mag. evry morning.(they would even make a story about them if they dyed their hair) but stars on the little screen are perfect (kinda plastic, no offense to them) one question evry one in my school keeps asking... do they curse from time to time?

2007-11-28 09:55:08 · 6 answers · asked by ~Kimmy~ 2 in Celebrities

2007-11-28 09:54:09 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 09:54:02 · 24 answers · asked by Serene 5 in Polls & Surveys

my chemical romance, AFI, the used, placebo, the killers, blink182, +44, angels and airwaves, 30 seconds to mars, muse, good charlotte, linkin park, the red jumpsuit apparatus, yellowcard, korn, U2, the white stipes, radiohead, metallica, the cure, panic! at the disco, guns n' roses, green day.

2007-11-28 09:53:34 · 24 answers · asked by ºº jozie ºº 5 in Rock and Pop

Do you chuck em back at his car before he speeds away, hoping to at least knock out the back glass..?

2007-11-28 09:53:03 · 35 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 09:53:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys