Q: Why do blonds have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do blonds have BMW's?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: Why did the blond die in a helicopter crash?
A: Because she got cold and turned the fan off.
Q: What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: Why do blonds wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: Why did the blond have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "Don't Walk".
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the Doctors?
A: Because she though it was pregnant because it missed a period.
2007-11-28 09:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 10:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny excellent ----Blonde jokes will never get old
2007-11-28 10:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dan M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Q: How do you know when a blonde woman has a blond boyfriend?
A: She has bruises around her navel!
2007-11-28 10:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! 10/10!!!
2007-11-28 10:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Those deserve a star!
2007-11-28 10:05:58 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Popular 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny totally funny you rock
2007-11-28 10:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by ozzy a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke and good too
2007-11-28 14:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! they are very funny!
2007-11-29 07:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2007-11-28 10:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by anon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny........this was cute.
2007-11-28 10:09:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋