An old lady answers a knock on her door to be confronted by a very pushy vacuum salesman, but she is just not interested in anything he has to say about his super duper vacuum cleaner.
Eventually, when he realises this, he empties a bag full of horse crap all over her hall carpet, and tells her "If this vacuum cleaner doesn't get all of this up, I'll eat whats left myself, every last bit"
The old lady looks him directly in the eye and replies "Well I certainly hope you're hungry, because my electricity was turned off this morning!"
2007-11-28 10:04:17 · 15 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but what about the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw :)
2007-11-28 12:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer, What's the question?
Plugs the vacuum in at the neighbors.
2007-11-28 10:07:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very good. Jim JR M gets it. I wonder if he could have sold her a bird bath too?
2016-05-26 06:18:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then he says "it's the plumber I've come to fix the sink".
What's your question by the way?
2007-11-28 10:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ape Sith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Thats funny
2007-11-28 10:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes the old ones are the best. ha ha good one.
2007-11-28 10:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 10:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old people for you, never can afford to pay the bills.
2007-11-28 10:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe your question was, is this funny.....
And yes it was...thanks Grizz.
2007-11-28 10:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke and good too
2007-11-28 14:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋