Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2007

With all the sadness and trauma in the world today, it is worth a second or two to relfect on the trauma inflicted on the family of Larry LaPrise, the inventor of the Hokey Cokey, who died a short while ago aged 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was putting him in his coffin.

They put his left leg in, and thats when the trouble started.

2007-11-28 10:21:40 · 4 answers · asked by Grizz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-11-28 10:21:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When was the best and the worst time of you'r life?

2007-11-28 10:21:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone heard anything?

2007-11-28 10:20:35 · 3 answers · asked by ??? 2 in Comics & Animation

Hey I was wondering if you could tell me the fingerings and notes on my cello (G major scale). It's for extra credit.

2007-11-28 10:19:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Classical

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2007-11-28 10:19:29 · 3 answers · asked by Silly Jilli :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

Tesco condoms - every little helps

Nike condoms - just do it

Peugeot condoms- the ride of your life

KFC condoms- Finger licking good

Ever Ready condoms- keeps going and going!

Pringles condoms-once you pop u cant stop

Burgerking condoms- Home of the whopper

Andrex condoms- soft, strong and very long

Polo condoms- the one with the hole........ oh f**k!

2007-11-28 10:18:40 · 7 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If so then who? I'm 61 lol just kidding I'm more like 16 and my celeb crush is Hayden Panettiere. She's an actress.

2007-11-28 10:16:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:16:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to see a sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean again.

2007-11-28 10:15:31 · 17 answers · asked by imahlah 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok umm usually we buy every year new xmas lights for our christmas tree rite? ok so each of the xmas lights we buy come with 3 themes and i cant remember the names of em. please help me out here!!

2007-11-28 10:15:19 · 2 answers · asked by rbd1235 1 in Other - Music

2007-11-28 10:15:16 · 15 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by caramellovely 2 in Jokes & Riddles

what would i encounter there...?...;0)

2007-11-28 10:13:56 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

of a model train!]

2007-11-28 10:13:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:13:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-28 10:11:39 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

mostly rock plez

2007-11-28 10:11:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-28 10:11:10 · 3 answers · asked by maddie 1 in Lyrics

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' *Teacher Faints.

2007-11-28 10:11:06 · 5 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

hey i have a school project that is.. we are supposed to create a product that no one would buy.. mine is haggis bars... what could i use as a slogan for haggis bars???

2007-11-28 10:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by kaby_125 1 in Polls & Surveys

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

“I can’t do that, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.”

“Okay, we’ll just get a urine sample down at the station.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.”

“Alright, we could get a blood sample.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.”

“Fine then, just walk this white line.”

“Can’t do that either, officer.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m drunk.”

2007-11-28 10:09:49 · 14 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I like Snapple Apple and the raspberry white tea.

2007-11-28 10:09:45 · 12 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

is it a robot and why do they suspend for nothing?

2007-11-28 10:08:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would you read it?
like a town made up of some of the users here, what would you name the town?
it would be a funny murder mystery

2007-11-28 10:08:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it was Dragonballz. =)

2007-11-28 10:08:28 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A baw baw baw!!!

2007-11-28 10:08:27 · 2 answers · asked by "Johns" 7 in Rock and Pop

I really dont know. I hear different stuff all the time.

2007-11-28 10:08:10 · 22 answers · asked by teabeatscoffee 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's a magazine developed by some high school girl in Atlanta, and it was featured on Oprah a few years ago.
I wanted to give a gift subscription for Christmas, but it appears to be defunct.
Anyone know if it's still published?

2007-11-28 10:07:43 · 7 answers · asked by sisofphil 2 in Magazines

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

2007-11-28 10:07:35 · 9 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles