Tesco condoms - every little helps
Nike condoms - just do it
Peugeot condoms- the ride of your life
KFC condoms- Finger licking good
Ever Ready condoms- keeps going and going!
Pringles condoms-once you pop u cant stop
Burgerking condoms- Home of the whopper
Andrex condoms- soft, strong and very long
Polo condoms- the one with the hole........ oh f**k!
2007-11-28 10:18:40 · 7 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
props to.... elyk_is_kool
2007-11-28 10:41:00 · update #1
all the ones thought of
* Nike Condoms: Just do it.
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
* Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
* Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
* Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
* Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
* Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
* Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
* Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
* Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
* New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.
* California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
* Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
* EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
* KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
* Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
* Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
* Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
* Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
* Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.
* McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
* Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
* Porsche: There is no substitute
* What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
* Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
* Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!
* Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...
* Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions
*Honycomb:Big Mouths
wanted
*Army Condoms:There's Strong then there's Army Strong
2007-11-28 10:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
you forgot the maxwell house condoms-good to the last drop
the army condom- do all you can do
the PS2 condom - live in your world, play in ours
the drain-o condom - pour it on and the clog is gone
the pokemon condom - if you don't you're gonna catch em all
the captain morgan - put a little captain in her
the under-armor - not in our house
I could keep going but it's your joke
2007-11-28 10:27:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-11-28 10:22:46 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thin condoms dont break any easier then regular ones. in a committed relationship where you've both been tested and she's on the pill, no condom feels sooo much better for both of you. otherwise stock up on trojan ultra-thins. they are the best feeling condom out there...
2016-05-26 06:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. Pretty funny.
2007-11-28 10:30:31 · answer #5 · answered by bgmcfn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good!!
2007-11-28 10:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Olli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-28 10:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by Preacher's Wife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋