This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
2007-11-28 10:07:35 · 9 answers · asked by Marci_Bby♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
props to.... elyk_is_kool
2007-11-28 10:42:04 · update #1
Funny! 100!
2007-11-28 10:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-11-28 18:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-11-29 02:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol how did you know it was a boy when he didnt write his gender?
2007-11-28 23:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-11-28 18:26:47 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO ................Thats too Funny
they told me they shredded my application how the hell did you get it
2007-11-28 18:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Dan M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. jokes star
2007-11-28 18:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you e-mail it to me so i can send it to my friends!?!? my e-mail is peacefulpeopleperson@yahoo.com!
2007-11-28 18:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by HollyHogwarts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome, thanks pal. You just rocked my socks off.
2007-11-28 18:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋